1. HOW THE GREAT GENERAL BELISARIUS WAS HOODWINKED BY HIS WIFE
The father of Belisarius's wife, a lady whom I have mentioned in my former books, was (and so was her grandfather) a
charioteer, exhibiting that trade in Constantinople and Thessalonica. Her mother was one of the wenches of the
theater; and she herself from the first led an utterly wanton life. Acquainted with magic drugs used by her parents
before her, she learned how to use those of compelling qualities and became the wedded wife of Belisarius, after
having already borne many children.
Now she was unfaithful as a wife from the start, but was careful to conceal her indiscretions by the usual
precautions; not from any awe of her spouse (for she never felt any shame at anything, and fooled him easily with her
deceptions), but because she feared the punishment of the Empress. For Theodora hated her, and had already shown her
teeth. But when that Queen became involved in difficulties, she won her friendship by helping her, first to destroy
Silverius, as shall be related presently, and later to ruin John of Cappadocia, as I have told elsewhere. After that,
she became more and more fearless, and casting all concealment aside, abandoned herself to the winds of desire.
There was a youth from Thrace in the house of Belisarius: Theodosius by name, and of the Eunomian heresy by descent.
On the eve of his expedition to Libya, Belisarius baptized this boy in holy water and received him in his arms as a
member henceforth of the family, welcoming him with his wife as their son, according to the Christian rite of
adoption. And Antonina not only embraced Theodosius with reasonable fondness as her son by holy word, and thus cared
for him, but soon, while her husband was away on his campaign, became wildly in love with him; and, out of her senses
with this malady, shook off all fear and shame of God and man. She began by enjoying him surreptitiously, and ended
by dallying with him in the presence of the men servants and waiting maids. For she was now possessed by passion and,
openly overwhelmed with love, could see no hindrance to its consummation.
Once, in Carthage, Belisarius caught her in the very act, but allowed himself to be deceived by his wife. Finding the
two in an underground room, he was very angry; but she said, showing no fear or attempt to keep anything hidden, "I
came here with the boy to bury the most precious part of our plunder, where the Emperor will not discover it." So she
said by way of excuse, and he dismissed the matter as if he believed her, even as he saw Theodosius's trousers belt
somewhat unmodestly unfastened. For so bound by love for the woman was he, that he preferred to distrust the evidence
of his own eyes.
As her folly progressed to an indescribable extent, those who saw what was going on kept silent, except one slave,
Macedonia by name. When Belisarius was in Syracuse as the conqueror of Sicily, she made her master swear solemnly
never to betray her to her mistress, and then told him the whole story, presenting as witnesses two slave boys
attending the bed-chamber.
When he heard this, Belisarius ordered one of his guards to put Theodosius away; but the latter learned of this in
time to flee to Ephesus. For most of the servants, inspired by the weakness of the husband's char acter, were more
anxious to please his wife than to show loyalty to him, and so betrayed the order he had given. But Constantine, when
he saw Belisarius's grief at what had befallen him, sympathized entirely except to comment, "I would have tried to
kill the woman rather than the young man." Antonina heard of this. and hated him in secret. How malicious was her
spite against him shall be shown; for she was a scorpion who could hide her sting.
But not long after this, by the enchantment either of philtres or of her caresses, she persuaded her husband that the
charges against her were untrue. Without more ado he sent word to Theodosius to return, and promised to turn
Macedonia and the two slave boys over to his wife. She first cruelly cut out their tongues, it is said, and then cut
their bodies into little bits which were put into sacks and thrown into the sea. One of her slaves, Eugenius, who had
already wrought the outrage on Silverius, helped her in this crime.
And it was not long after this that Belisarius was persuaded by his wife to kill Constantine. What happened at that
time concerning Presidius and the daggers I have narrated in my previous books. For while Belisarius would have
preferred to let Constantine alone, Antonina gave him no peace until his remark, which I have just repeated, was
avenged. And as a result of this murder, much enmity was aroused against Belisarius in the hearts of the Emperor and
all the most important of the Romans.
So matters progressed. But Theodosius said he was unable to return to Italy, where Belisarius and Antonina were now
staying, unless Photius were put out of the way. For this Photius was the sort who would bite if anyone got the
better of him in anything, and he had reason to be choked with indignation at Theodosius. Though he was the rightful
son, he was utterly disregarded while the other grew in power and riches: they say that from the two palaces at
Carthage and Ravenna Theodosius had taken plunder amounting to a hundred centenaries, as he alone had been given the
management of these conquered properties.
But Antonina, when she learned of Theodosius's fear, never ceased laying snares for her son and planning deadly plots
against his welfare, until he saw he would have to escape to Constantinople if he wished to live. Then Theodosius
came to Italy and her. There they stayed in the satisfaction of their love, unhindered by the complaisant husband;
and later she took them both to Constantinople. There Theodosius became so worried lest the affair became generally
known, that he was at his wit's end. He saw it would be impossible to fool everybody, as the woman was no longer able
to conceal her passion and indulge it secretly, but thought nothing of being in fact and in reputation an avowed
adulteress.
Therefore he went back to Ephesus, and having his head shaved after the religious custom, became a monk.
Whereupon Antonina, insane over her loss, exhibited her grief by donning mourning; and went around the house
shrieking and wailing, lamenting even in the presence of her husband what a good friend she had lost, how faithful,
how tender, how loving, how energetic! In the end, even her spouse was won over to join in her sorrow. And so the
poor wretch wept too, calling for his beloved Theodosius. Later he even went to the Emperor and implored both him and
the Empress, till they consented to summon Theodosius to return, as one who was and would always be a necessity in
the house of Belisarius.
But Theodosius refused to leave his monastery, saying he was completely resolved to give himself forever to the
cloistered life. This noble pronouncement, however, was not entirely sincere, for he was aware that as soon as
Belisarius left Constantinople, it would be possible for him to come secretly to Antonina. Which indeed, he did.
II. HOW BELATED JEALOUSY AFFECTED BELISARIUS'S MILITARY JUDGMENT
For soon Belisarius went off to war on Chosroes, and he took Photius with him; but Antonina remained behind, though
this was contrary to her usual habit. She had always preferred to voyage wherever her husband went, lest he, being
alone, come to his senses and, forgetting her enchantments, think of her for once as she deserved. But now, so that
Theodosius might have free access to her, she planned once more how to rid herself permanently of Photius. She bribed
some of Belisarius's guards to slander and insult her son at all times; while she, writing letters almost every day,
denounced him, and thus set everything in motion against him. Compelled by all of this to counterplot against his
mother, Photius got a witness to come from Constantinople with evidence of Theodosius's commerce with Antonina, took
him to Belisarius, and commanded him to tell the whole story.
When Belisarius heard it, he became passionately angry, fell at Photius's feet, kissed them, and begged him to
revenge one who had been so wronged by those who should least have treated him thus. "My dearest boy," he said, "your
father, whoever he was, you have never known, for he left you at your mother's breast when the sands of his life were
measured. Nor have you even benefited from his estate, since he was not overblessed with wealth. But brought up by
me, though I was only your stepfather, you have arrived at an age where it becomes you to avenge my wrongs. I, who
have raised you to consular rank, and given you the opportunity of acquiring such riches, might call myself your
father and mother and entire kindred, and I would be right, my son. For it is not by their kinship of blood, but by
their friendly deeds that men are wont to measure their bonds to one another.
"Now the hour has come, when you must not only look on me in the ruin of my household and the loss of my greatest
treasure, but as one sharing the shame of your mother in the reproach of all mankind. And consider too, that the sins
of women injure not only their husbands, but touch even more bitterly their children, whose reputation suffers the
greater from this reason, that they are expected to inherit the disposition of those who bore them.
"Yet remember this of me, that I still love my wife exceedingly well; and if it is in my power to punish the ruiner
of my house, to her I shall do no hurt. But while Theodosius is present, I cannot condone this charge against
her."
When he had heard this, Photius agreed to serve him in everything; but at the same time he was afraid lest some
trouble might come to himself from it, for he had little confidence in Belisarius's strength of will, where his wife
was concerned. And among other unhappy possibilities, he remembered with distaste what had happened to Macedonia. So
he had Belisarius exchange with him all the oaths that are held most sacred and binding among Christians, and each
swore never to betray the other, even in the most mortal peril.
Now for the present they decided the time had not yet come to take action. But as soon as Antonina should arrive from
Constantinople and Theodosius return to Ephesus, Photius was to go to Ephesus and dispose without difficulty of
Theodosius and his property.
It was at this time that they had invaded the Persian country with the entire army, and there occurred to John of
Cappadocia what is reported in my previous works. There I had to hush up one matter out of prudence, namely, that it
was not without malice aforethought that Antonina deceived John and his daughter, but by many oaths, than which none
is more reverenced by the Christians, she induced them to trust her as one who would never use them ill. After she
had done this, feeling more confident than before of the friendship of the Empress, she sent Theodosius to Ephesus,
and herself, with no suspicion of opposition, set out for the East.
Belisarius had just taken the fort of Sisauranum when the news of her coming was brought to him; and he, setting
everything else as nothing in comparison, ordered the army to retire. It so happened, as I have shown elsewhere, that
other things had occurred to the expedition which fitted in with his order to withdraw. However, as I said in the
foreword to this book, it was not safe for me at that time to tell all the underlying motives of these events.
Accusation was consequently made against Belisarius by all the Romans that he had put the most urgent affairs of
state below the lesser interests of his personal household. For the fact was that, possessed with jealous passion for
his wife, he was unwilling to go far away from Roman territory, so that as soon as he should learn his wife was
coming from Constantinople, he could immediately seize her and avenge himself on Theodosius.
For this reason he ordered the forces under Arethas to cross the Tigris River; and they returned home, having
accomplished nothing worthy of mention. And he himself was careful not to leave the Roman frontier for much more than
a one hour's ride. Indeed, the fort of Sisauranum, going by way of the city of Nisibis, is not more than a day's
journey for a well-mounted man from the Roman border; and by another route is only half that distance. Yet if he had
been willing in the beginning to cross the Tigris with his entire army, I believe he could have taken all the plunder
in the land of Assyria, and marched as far as the city of Ctesiphon, with none to hinder him. And he could have
rescued the captured Antiochans and whatever other Romans misfortune had brought there, and restored them to their
native lands.
Furthermore, he was culpable for Chosroes's unhindered return home from Colchis. How this happened I shall now
reveal. When Chosroes, Cabades's son, invading the land of Colchis, accomplished not only what I have elsewhere
narrated, but captured Petra, a great part of the army of the Medes was destroyed, either in battle or because of the
difficulty of the country. For Lazica, as I have explained, is almost roadless and very mountainous. Also pestilence,
falling upon them, had destroyed most of the army, and many had died from lack of necessary food and treatment. It
was at this time that messengers came from Persia with news that Belisarius, having conquered Nabedes in battle
before the city of Nisibis, was approaching; that he had taken the fort of Sisauranum by siege, captured at the point
of the spear Bleschames and eight hundred Persian cavalry; and that he had sent a second army of Romans under
Arethas, ruler of the Saracens, to cross the Tigris and ravage all the land there that heretofore had not known
fear.
It happened also that the army of Huns which Chosroes had sent into Roman Armenia, to aeate a diversion there so that
the Romans would not notice his expedition into Lazica, had fallen into the hands of Valerian and his Romans, as
other messengers now reported; and that these barbarians had been badly beaten in battle, and most of them killed.
When the Persians heard this, already in low spirits over their ill fortune among the Lazi, they now feared if they
should meet a hostile army in their present difficulties, among precipices and wilderness, they would all perish in
disorder. And they feared, too, for their children and their wives and their country; indeed, the noblest men in the
army of the Medes reviled Chosroes, calling him one who had broken his plighted word and the common law of man, by
invading in time of peace the land of the Romans. He had wronged, they cried, the oldest and greatest of all nations,
which he could not possibly surpass in war. A mutiny was imminent.
Aroused at this, Chosroes found the following remedy for the trouble. He read them a letter which the Empress had
recently written to Zaberganes. This was the letter:
"How highly I esteem you, Zaberganes, and that I believe you friendly to our State, you, who were ambassador to us
not so long ago, are well aware. Would you not be acting suitably to this high opinion which I have for you, if you
could persuade King Chosroes to choose peace with our government? If you do this, I can promise you will be rewarded
by my husband, who does nothing without my advice."
Chosroes read this aloud, and asked the Persian leaders if they thought this was an Empire which a woman managed.
Thus he calmed their nervousness. But even so, he withdrew from the place with considerable anxiety, thinking that at
any moment Belisarius's forces would confront him. And when none of the enemy appeared to bar his retreat, with great
relief he marched back to his native land.
III. SHOWING THE DANGER OF INTERFERING WIT A WOMAN'S INTRIGUES
On his return to Roman territory, Belisarius found his wife just arriving from Constantinople. He put her under guard
in disgrace, and often was on the point of putting her to death; but each time he weakened, overcome, I suppose, by
the rekindling of his love for her. But they say he was also driven from his senses by magic philtres she gave
him.
Meanwhile the outraged Photius had gone to Ephesus, taking the eunuch Calligonus, pander for his mistress, with him,
in chains; and under the whip, during the course of his journey Calligonus confessed all his lady's secrets. But
Theodosius again learned of his peril, and fled to the Church of St. John the Apostle, which is the holiest and most
revered sanctuary thereabouts. However, Andrew, Bishop of Ephesus, was bribed by Photius to give the man up into his
hands.
Theodora was now in some fear for Antonina, for she had heard what had happened to her; so she sent word to
Belisarius to bring his wife to Constantinople. Photius, hearing of this, sent Theodosius to Cilicia, where his own
lancers and shield-bearers happened to be wintering; enjoining upon those who took him thither to do so as secretly
as possible, and on arriving in Cilicia to hide him privately in the garrison, letting no one know where in the world
he was. Then, with Calligonus and Theodosius's considerable moneys, Photius went to Constantinople.
Now the Empress gave evidence to all mankind that for every murder to which she was indebted, she could pay in
greater and even more savage requital. For Antonina had betrayed for her one enemy, when she, had lately ensnared the
Cappadocian; but she ruined, for Antonina's sake, a number of blameless men. Some of Belisarius's and Photius's
acquaintances she put t o the torture, when the only charge against them was that they were friends of the two (and
to this day we do not know what was their ultimate fate), and others she banished into exile on the same
accusation.
One man who had accompanied Photius to Ephesus, a Senator who was also named Theodosius, not only lost his property
but was thrown into a dungeon, where he was fastened to a manger by a rope around his neck so short that the noose
was always tight and could not be slackened. Consequently the poor man had to stand at the manger all the time,
whether he ate or sought sleep or performed the other needs of the body. The only difference between him and an ass,
was that he could not bray. The time the man passed in this condition was not less than four months; after which,
overcome by melancholy, he went mad, and as such they set him free to die.
The reluctant Belisarius she forced to become reconciled with his wife; while Photius, after she had him tortured
like a slave and scourged on the back and shoulders, was ordered to tell where Theodosius and the pander were. But in
spite of his anguish at the torture he kept silent as he had sworn to do; though he had always been delicate and
sickly, had had to be very careful of his health, and was hitherto inexperienced in such outrage and ill treatment.
Yet none of Belisarius's secrets did he divulge.
Later, however, everything that up to this time had been concealed came to light. Discovering Calligonus in the
neighborhood, Theodora handed him over to Antonina, and then had Theodosius brought back to Constantinople, where she
hid him in her palace. On the day after his arrival she sent for Antonina. "My dearest lady," she said, "a pearl fell
into my hands yesterday, such a one as no mortal has ever seen. If you wish, I will not grudge you a sight of this
jewel, but will show it to you." Not knowing what had happened, her friend begged Theodora to show her the pearl; and
the Empress, leading Theodosius from the rooms of one of the eunuchs, revealed him.
For a moment Antonina, speechless with joy, remained dumb. Then she broke into an ecstasy of gratitude, and called
Theodora her saviour, her benefactress, and her true mistress. Thereafter, the Empress kept Theodosius in the palace,
wrapping him in every luxury, and declared she would even make him general of all the Roman forces before long.
Justice, however, intervened. Carried off by a dysentery, he disappeared from the world of men.
Now in Theodora's palace were certain secret dungeon rooms: dark, unknown, and remote, wherein there was no
difference between day and night. In one of these Photius languished for a long time. He had the good fortune,
however, to escape, not once, but twice. The first time he took refuge in the Church of the Virgin Mother, which is
the most holy and famous of the churches in Constantinople, and there took his place at the sacred table as a
suppliant. But she captured him even here, and had him removed by force. The second time he fled to the Church of St.
Sophia and sought sanctuary at the holy font, which of all places the Christians most reverence. Yet even from here
the woman was able to drag him: for to her no spot was too awful or venerable to transgress, and she thought nothing
of violating all the sanctuaries put together. Like all the rest of the people, the Christian priests were struck
dumb with horror, but stood to one side and suffered her to do as she willed.
Now for three years Photius remained thus in his cell; and then the prophet Zechariah came to him in a dream, and
ordered him in the name of the Lord t o escape, promising to aid him in this. Trusting in the vision, he broke loose
again, and unnoticed by anyone made his way to Jerusalem. Though he passed through countless thousands of men on his
flight, not one of them saw the youth. There he shaved his head, assumed the garb of the monks, and was free at last
from the punishment of Theodora.
But Belisarius, disregarding his word of honor, took no measures to avenge his accomplice's suffering of such impious
treatment as has been told. And all of his military expeditions from this time on failed, presumably by the will of
God. For his next campaign against Chosroes and the Medes, who were for the third time invading Roman territory, was
severely criticized; though one good thing was said of him, that he had driven the foe back. But when Chosroes
crossed the Euphrates River, took the great city of Callinicus without a battle, and enslaved myriads of Roman
citizens, while Belisarius was careful not even to pursue the enemy when he retired, he won the reputation of being
one of two things either a traitor or a coward.
IV. HOW THEODORA HUMILIATED THE CONQUEROR OF AFRICA AND ITALY
Soon after this, a further disaster befell him. The plague, which I have described elsewhere, became epidemic at
Constantinople, and the Emperor Justinian was taken grievously ill; it was even said he had died of it. Rumor spread
this report till it reached the Roman army camp. There some of the officers said that if the Romans tried to
establish anyone else at Constantinople as Emperor, they would never recognize him. Presently, the Emperor's health
bettered, and the officers of the army brought charges against each other, the generals Peter and John the Glutton
alleging they had heard Belisarius and Buzes making the above declaration.
This hypothetical mutiny the indignant Queen took as intended by the two men to refer to herself. So she recalled all
the officers to Constantinople to investigate the matter; and she summoned Buzes impromptu to her private quarters,
on the pretext she wished to discuss with him matters of sudden urgency.
Now underneath the palace was an underground cellar, secure and labyrinthian, comparable to the infernal regions, in
which most of those who gave offense to her were eventually entombed. And so Buzes was thrown into this oubliette,
and there the man, though of consular rank, remained with no one cognizant of his fate. Neither, as he sat there in
darkness, could he ever know whether it was day or night, nor could he learn from anyone else; for the man who each
day threw him his food was dumb, and the scene was that of one wild beast confronting another. Everybody soon thought
him dead, but no one dared to mention even his memory. But after two years and four months Theodora took pity on the
man and released him. Ever after he was half blind and sick in body. This is what she did to Buzes.
Belisarius, although none of the charges against him were proved, was at the insistence of the Empress relieved of
his command by the Emperor; who appointed Martinus in his place as General of the armies of the East. Belisarius's
lancers and shield-bearers, and such of his servants as were of military use, he ordered to be divided between the
other generals and certain of the palace eunuchs. Drawing lots for these men and their arms, they portioned them as
the chances fell. And his friends, and all who formerly had served him, were forbidden ever to visit Belisarius. It
was a bitter sight and one no one would ever have thought credible, to see Belisarius a private citizen in
Constantinople, almost deserted, melancholy and miserable of countenance, and ever expectant of a further conspiracy
to accomplish his death
Then the Empress learned he had acquired great wealth in the East, and sent one of the eunuchs of the palace to
confiscate it. Antonina, as I have told, was now quite out of temper with her husband, but on the most friendly and
intimate terms with the Queen, since she had got rid of John of Cappadocia. So, to please Antonina, Theodora arranged
everything so that the wife would appear to have asked mercy for her husband, and from such peril to have saved his
life; and the poor wretch not only became quite reconciled to her, but let her make him her humblest slave for having
saved him from the Queen. And this is how that happened.
One morning, Belisarius went to the palace as usual with his few and pitiful followers. Finding the Emperor and
Empress hostile, he was further insulted in their presence by baseborn and common men. Late in the evening he went
home, often turning around as he withdrew and looking in every direction for those who might be advancing to put him
to death. Accompanied by this dread, he entered his home and sat down alone upon his couch. His spirit broken, he
failed even to remember the time when he was a man; sweating, dizzy and trembling, he counted himself lost; devoured
by slavish fears and mortal worry, he was completely emasculated.
Antonina, who neither knew just what arrangement of his fate had been made nor much cared what would become of him,
was walking up and down nearby pretending a heartburn; for they were not exactly on friendly terms. Meanwhile, an
officer of the palace, Quadratus by name, had come as the sun went down, and passing through the outer hall, suddenly
stood at the door of the men's apartments to say he had been sent here by the Empress. And when Belisarius heard
that, he drew up his arms and legs onto the couch and lay down on his back, ready for the end. So far had all manhood
left him.
Quadratus, however, approached only to hand him a letter from the Queen. And thus the letter read: "You know, Sir,
your offense against us. But because I am greatly indebted to your wife, I have decided to dismiss all charges
against you and give her your life. So for the future you may be of good cheer as to your personal safety and that of
your property; but we shall know by what happens to you how you conduct yourself toward her."
When Belisarius read this, intoxicated with joy and yearning to give evidence of his gratitude, he leapt from his
couch and prostrated himself at the feet of his wife. With each hand fondling one of her legs, licking with his
tongue the sole of first one of her feet and then the other, he cried that she was the cause of his life and of his
safety: henceforth he would be her faithful slave, instead of her lord and master
The Empress then gave thirty gold centenaries of his property to the Emperor, and returned what was left to
Belisarius. This is what happened to the great general to whom destiny had not long before given both Gelimer and
Vitiges to be captives of his spear! But the wealth that this subject of theirs had acquired had long ago gnawed
jealous wounds in the hearts of Justinian and Theodora, who deemed it grown too big for any but the imperial coffers.
And they said he had concealed most of Gelimer's and Vitiges's moneys, which by conquest belonged to the State, and
had handed over only a small fraction, hardly worth accepting by an Emperor. Yet, when they counted the labors the
man had accomplished, and the cries of reproach they might arouse among the people, since they had no credible
pretext for punishing him, they kept their peace: until now, when the Empress, discovering him out of his senses with
terror, at one fell stroke managed to become mistress of all his fortune. To tie him further to her, she betrothed
Joannina, Belisarius's only daughter, to Anastasius her nephew.
Belisarius now asked to be given back his old command, and as General of the East lead the Roman armies once more
against Chosroes and the Medes; but Antonina would not hear of it. It was there she had been insulted by him before,
she said, and she never wanted to see the place again. Accordingly, Belisarius was instead made Count of the imperial
remounts, and fared forth a second time to Italy; agreeing with the Emperor, they say, not to ask him at any time for
money toward this war, but to prepare all the military equipment from his private purse.
Now everybody took it for granted that Belisarius had arranged this with his wife and made the agreement about the
expedition with the Emperor, merely so as to get away from his humiliating position in Constantinople; and that as
soon as he had gotten outside the city, he intended to take up arms and retaliate, nobly and as becomes a man,
against his wife and those who had done him wrong. Instead, he made light of all he had experienced, forgot or
discounted his word of honor to Photius and his other friends, and followed his wife about in a perfect ecstasy of
love: and that when she had now arrived at the age of sixty years.
However, as soon as he arrived in Italy, some new and different trouble happened with each fresh day, for even
Providence had turned against him. For the plans this General had laid in the former campaign against Theodatus and
Vitiges, though they did not seem to be fitting to the event, usually turned out to his advantage; while now, though
he was credited with laying better plans, as was to be expected after his previous experience in warfare, they all
turned out badly: so that the final judgment was that he had no sense of strategy
Indeed, it is not by the plans of men, but by the hand of God that the affairs of men are directed; and this men call
Fate, not knowing the reason for what things they see occur; and what seems to be without cause is easy to call the
accident of chance. Still, this is a matter every mortal will decide for himself according to his taste.
V. HOW THEODORA TRICKED THE GENERAL'S DAUGHTER
From his second expedition to Italy Belisarius brought back nothing but disgrace: for in the entire five years of the
campaign he was unable to set foot on that land, as I have related in my former books, because there was no tenable
position there; but all this time sailed up and down along the coast.
Totila, indeed, was willing enough to meet him before his city walls, but could not catch him there, since like the
rest of the Roman army he was afraid to fight. Wherefore Belisarius recovered nothing of what had been lost, but even
lost Rome in addition; and everything else, if there were anything left to lose. His mind was filled with avarice
during this time, and he thought of nothing but base gain. Since he had been given no funds by the Emperor, he
plundered nearly all the Italians living in Ravenna and Sicily, and wherever else he found opportunity: collecting a
bill, as it were, for which those who dwelt there were in no way responsible. Thus, he even went to Herodian and
asked him for money, and his threats so enraged Herodian that he rebelled against the Roman army and gave his
services, with those of his followers and the city of Spoletum, to Totila and the Goths.
And now I shall show how it came about that Belisarius and John, the nephew of Vitalian, became estranged: a division
that brought great disaster to Roman affairs.
Now so thoroughly did the Empress hate Germanus, and so conspicuously, that no one dared to become a relative of his,
though he was the nephew of the Emperor. His sons remained unmarried while she lived, and his daughter Justina,
though in the flower of eighteen summers, was still unwedded. Consequently, when John, sent by Belisarius, arrived in
Constantinople, Germanus was forced to approach him as a possible son-in- law, though John was not at all worthy in
station of such an alliance. But when they had come to an agreement, they bound each other by most solemn oaths to
complete the alliance by all means in their power; and this was necessary because neither had any confidence in the
good faith of the otha. For John lcnew he was seeking a marriage far above his rank, and Germanus feared that even
this man might try to slip out of the contract.
The Empress, of course, was unable to contain herself at this: and in every way, by every possible device, however
unworthy, tried to hinder the event. When, for all her menaces, she was unable to deter either of them, she publicly
threatened to put John to death. After this, on John's return to Italy, fearing Antonina might join the plot against
him, he did not dare to meet Belisarius until she left for Constantinople. That Antonina had been charged by the
Queen to help murder him, no one could have thought unlikely; and when he considered Antonina's habits and
Belisarius's enslavement by his wife, John was as greatly as he was reasonably alarmed.
The Roman expedition, already on its last legs, now collapsed entirely. And this is how Belisarius concluded the
Gothic war. In despair he begged the Emperor to let him come home as fast as he could sail. And when he received the
monarch's permission to do this, he left straightway in high spirits, bidding a long farewell to the Roman army and
to Italy. He left almost everything in the power of the enemy; and while he was on his way home, Perusia, hard
pressed by a most bitter siege, was captured and submitted to every possible misery, as I have elsewhere related.
As if this were not enough, he suffered a further personal misfortune in the following manner. The Empress Theodora,
desiring to marry the daughter of Belisarius to her nephew, worried the girl's parents with frequent letters. To
avoid this alliance, they delayed the ceremony "until they could both be present at it," and then, when the Empress
summoned them to Constantinople, pretended they were unable at the time to leave Italy. But the Queen was still
determined her nephew should be master of Belisarius's wealth, for she knew his daughter would inherit it, as
Belisarius had no other child. Yet she had no confidence in Antonina; and fearing that after her own life was ended,
Antonina would not be loyal to her house, for all that she had been so helpful in the Empress's emergencies, and that
she would break the agreement, Theodora did an unholy thing.
She made the boy and girl live together without any ceremony. And they say she forced the girl against her will to
submit to his clandestine embrace, so that, being thus deflowered, the girl would agree to the marriage,and the
Emperor could not forbid the event. However, after the first ravishing, Anastasius and the girl fell warmly in love
with each other, and for not less than eight months continued their unmarital relations.
But when, after Theodora's death, Antonina came to Constantinople, she was unwilling to forget the outrage the Queen
had committed against her. Not bothering about the fact that if she united her daughter to any other man, she would
be making an ex- prostitute out of her, she refused to accept Theodora's nephew as a son-in-law, and by force tore
the girl, ignoring her fondest pleadings, from the man she loved.
For this act of senseless obstinacy she was universally censured. Yet when her husband came home, she easily
persuaded him to approve her course: which should have openly disclosed the character of the man. Still, though he
had pledged himself to Photius and others of his friends, and then broken his word, there were plenty who sympathized
with him. For they thought the reason for his perjury was not uxoriousness, but his fear of the Empress. But after
Theodora died, as I have told, he still took no thought of Photius or any of his friends; and it was clear he called
Antonina his mistress, and Calligonus the pander, his master. And then all men saw his shame, made him a public
laughing stock, and reviled him to his face as a nitwit. Now was the folly of Belisarius completely revealed.
As for Sergius, son of Bacchus, and his misdeeds in Libya, I have described that affair sufficiently in my chapter
elsewhere on the subject: how he was most guilty for the disaster there to Roman power, and how he disregarded the
gospel oath he had sworn to the Levathae, and criminally put to death their eighty ambassadors. So there remains for
me now to add only this, that neither did these men come to Sergius with any intention of treachery, nor did Sergius
have any suspicion that they did; but nevertheless, after inviting them to a banquet under pledge of safety, he put
them shamefully to death. This resulted in the loss of Solomon, the Roman army, and all the Libyans. For consequent
to this affair, especially after Solomon's death, as I have told, neither officer nor soldier was willing to venture
the dangers of battle. Most notably John, son of Sisinniolus, kept entirely from the field of war, because of his
hatred of Sergius, until Areobindus came to Libya.
This Sergius was a luxurious person and no soldier; juvenile in nature and in years; a jealous and swaggering bully;
a wanton liver and a blowhard. But after he became the accepted suitor of her niece and was thus related to Antonina,
Belisarius's wife, the Empress would not allow him to be punished or removed from his command, even when she saw
Libya sure to be lost. And with the Emperor's consent she even let Solomon, Sergius's brother, go scotfree after the
murder of Pegasius. How this happened I shall now relate.
After Pegasius had ransomed Solomon from the Levathae, and the barbarians had gone home, Solomon, with Pegasius his
ransomer and a few soldiers, set out for Carthage. And on the way Pegasius reminded Solomon of the wrong he had done,
and said he should thank God for his rescue from the enemy. Solomon, vexed at being reproached for having been taken
captive, straightway slew Pegasius; and this was his requital to the man who had saved him. But when Solomon arrived
in Constantinople, the Emperor pardoned him for the crime on the ground that the man he killed was a traitor to the
Roman state. So Solomon, thus escaping justice, left gladly for the East to visit his native country and his family.
Yet God's vengeance overtook him on the very journey, and removed him from the world of men.
This is the explanation of the affair between Solomon and Pegasius.
VI. IGNORANCE OF THE EMPEROR JUSTIN, AND HOW HIS NEPHEW JUSTINIAN WAS THE VIRTUAL RULER
I come now to the tale of what sort of beings Justinian and Theodora were, and how they brought confusion on the
Roman state. During the rule of Emperor Leo in Constantinople, three young farmers of Illyrian birth, named
Zimarchus, Ditybistus, and Justin of Bederiana, after a desperate struggle with poverty, left their homes to try
their fortune in the army. They made their way to Constantinople on foot, carrying on their shoulders their blankets
in which were wrapped no other equipmcnt except biscuits they had baked at home. When they arrived and were admitted
into military service, the Emperor chose them for the palace guard; for they were all three fine-looking men.
Later, when Anastasius succeeded to the throne, war broke out with the Isaurians when that nation rebelled; and
against them Anastasius sent a considerable army under John the Hunchback. This John for some offense threw Justin
into the guardhouse, and on the following day would have sentenced him to death, had he not been stopped by a vision
appearing to him in a dream. For in this dream, the general said, he beheld a being, gigantic in size and in every
way mightier than mortals: and this being commanded him to release the man whom he had arrested that day. Waking from
his sleep, John said, he decided the dream was not worth considering. But the next night the vision returned, and
again he heard the same words he had heard before; yet even so he was not persuaded to obey its command. But for the
third time the vision appeared in his dreams, and threatened him with fearful consequences if he did not do as the
angel ordered: warning that he would be in sore need of this man and his family thereafter, when the day of wrath
should overtake him. And this time Justin was released.
As time went on, this Justin came to great power. For the Emperor Anastasius appointed him Count of the palace guard;
and when the Emperor departed from this world, by the force of his military power Justin seized the throne. By this
time he was an old man on the verge of the grave, and so illiterate that he could neither read nor write: which never
before could have been said of a Roman ruler. It was the custom for an Emperor to sign his edicts with his own hand,
but he neither made decrees nor was able to understand the business of state at all.
The man on whom it befell to assist him as Quaestor was named Proclus; and he managed everything to suit himself. But
so that he might have some evidence of the Emperor's hand, he invented the following device for his clerks to
construct. Cutting out of a block of wood the shapes of the four letters required to make the Latin word, they dipped
a pen into the ink used by emperors for their signatures, and put it in the Emperor's fingers. Laying the block of
wood I have described on the paper to be signed, they guided the Emperor's hand so that his pen outlined the four
letters, following all the curves of the stencil: and thus they withdrew with the FIAT of the Emperor. This is how
the Romans were ruled under Justin.
His wife was named Lupicina: a slave and a barbarian, she was bought to be his concubine. With Justin, as the sun of
his life was about to set, she ascended the throne.
Now Justin was able to do his subjects neither harm nor good. For he was simple, unable to carry on a conversation or
make a speech, and utterly bucolic. His nephew Justinian, while still a youth, was the virtual ruler, and the cause
of more and worse calamities to the Romans than any one man in all their previous history that has come down to us.
For he had no scruples against murder or the seizing of other persons' property; and it was nothing to him to make
away with myriads of men, even when they gave him no cause.He had no care for preserving established customs, but was
always eager for new experiments, and, in short, was the greatest corrupter of all noble traditions.
Though the plague, described in my former books, attacked the whole world, no fewer men escaped than perished of it;
for some never were taken by the disease, and others recovered after it had smitten them. But this man, not one of
all the Romans could escape; but as if he were a second pestilence sent from heaven, he fell on the nation and left
no man quite untouched. For some he slew without reason, and some he released to struggle with penury, and their fate
was worse than that of those who had perished, so that they prayed for death to free them from their misery; and
others he robbed of their property and their lives together. When there was nothing left to ruin in the Roman state,
he determined the conquest of Libya and Italy, for no other reason than to destroy the people there, as he had those
who were already his subjects.
Indeed, his power was not ten days old, before he slew Amantius, chief of the palace eunuchs, and several others, on
no graver charge than that Amantius had made some rash remark about John, Archbishop of the city. After this, he was
the most feared of men.
Immediately after this he sent for the rebel Vitalian, to whom he had first given pledges of safety, and partaken
with him of the Christian communion. But soon after he became suspicious and jealous, and murdered Vitalian and his
companions at a banquet in the palace: thus showing he considered himself in no way bound by the most sacred of
pledges.
VII. OUTRAGES OF THE BLUES
The people had since long previous time been divided, as I have explained elsewhere, into two factions, the Blues and
the Greens. Justinian, by joining the former party, which had already shown favor to him, was able to bring
everything into confusion and turmoil, and by its power to sink the Roman state to its knees before him. Not all the
Blues were willing to follow his leadership, but there were plenty who were eager for civil war. Yet even these, as
the trouble spread, seemed the most prudent of men, for their crimes were less awful than was in their power to
commit. Nor did the Green partisans remain quiet, but showed their resentment as violently as they could, though one
by one they were continually punished; which, indeed, urged them each time to further recklessness. For men who are
wronged are likely to become desperate.
Then it was that Justinian, fanning the flame and openly inciting the Blues to fight, made the whole Roman Empire
shake on its foundation, as if an earthquake or a cataclysm had stricken it, or every city within its confines had
been taken by the foe. Everything everywhere was uprooted: nothing was left undisturbed by him. Law and order,
throughout the State, overwhelmed by distraction, were turned upside down.
First the rebels revolutionized the style of wearing their hair. For they had it cut differently from the rest of the
Romans: not molesting the mustache or beard,which they allowed to keep on growing as long as it would, as the
Persians do, but clipping the hair short on the front of the head down to the temples, and letting it hang down in
great length and disorder in the back, as the Massageti do. This weird combination they called the Hun haircut.
Next they decided to wear the purple stripe on their togas, and swaggered about in a dress indicating a rank above
their station: for it was only by ill-gotten money they were able to buy this finery. And the sleeves of their tunics
were cut tight about the wrists, while from there to the shoulders they were of an ineffable fullness; thus, whenever
they moved their hands, as when applauding at the theater or encouraging a driver in the hippodrome, these immense
sleeves fluttered conspicuously, displaying to the simple public what beautiful and well-developed physiques were
these that required such large garments to cover them. They did not consider that by the exaggeration of this dress
the meagerness of their stunted bodies appeared all the more noticeable. Their cloaks, trousers, and boots were also
different: and these too were called the Hun style, which they imitated.
Almost all of them carried steel openly from the first, while by day they concealed their two-edged daggers along the
thigh under their cloaks. Collecting in gangs as soon as dusk fell, they robbed their betters in the open Forum and
in the narrow alleys, snatching from passersby their mantles, belts, gold brooches, and whatever they had in their
hands. Some they killed after robbing them, so they could not inform anyone of the assault.
These outrages brought the enmity of everybody on them, especially that of the Blue partisans who had not taken
active part in the discord. When even the latter were molested, they began to wear brass belts and brooches and
cheaper cloaks than most of them were privileged to display, lest their elegance should lead to their deaths; and
even before the sun went down they went home to hide. But the evil progressed; and as no punishment came to the
criminals from those in charge of the public peace, their boldness increased more and more. For when crime finds
itself licensed, there are no limits to its abuses; since even when it is punished, it is never quite suppressed,
most men being by nature easily turned to error. Such, then, was the conduct of the Blues.
Some of the opposite party joined this faction so as to get even with the people of their original side who had
ill-treated them; others fled in secret to other lands, but many were captured before they could get away, and
perished either at the hands of their foes or by sentence of the State. And many other young men offered themselves
to this society who had never before taken any interest in the quarrel, but were now induced by the power and
possibility of insolence they could thus acquire. For there is no villainy to which men give a name that was not
committed during this time, and remained unpunished.
Now at first they killed only their opponents. But as matters progressed, they also murdered men who had done nothing
against them. And there were many who bribed them with money, pointing out personal enemies, whom the Blues
straightway dispatched, declaring these victims were Greens, when as a matter of fact they were utter strangers. And
all this went on not any longer at dark and by stealth, but in every hour of the day, everywhere in the dty: before
the eyes of the most notable men of thc government, if they happened to be bystanders. For they did not need to
conceal their cnmes, having no fear of punishment, but considered it rather to the advantage of their reputation, as
proving their strength and manhood, to kill with one stroke of the dagger any unarmed man who happened to be passing
by.
No one could hope to live very long under this state of affairs, for everybody suspected he would be the next to be
killed. No place was safe, no time of day offered any pledge of security, since these murders went on in the holiest
of sanctuaries even during divine services. No confidence was left in one's friends or relativa, for many died by
conspiracy of membas of their own households. Nor was thae any investigation after these deeds, but the blow would
fall unexpectedly, and none avenged the victim. No longer was there left any force in law or contract, because of
this disorder, but everything was settled by violence. The State might as well have been a tyranny: not one, however,
that had been established, but one that was being overturned daily and ever recommencing.
The magistrates seemed to have been driven from their senses, and their wits enslaved by the fear of one man. The
judges, when deciding cases that came up before them, cast their votes not according to what they thought right or
lawful, but according as either of the disputants was an enemy or friend of the faction in power. For a judge who
disregarded its instruction was sentencing himself to death. And many creditors were forced to receipt the bills they
had sent to their debtors without being paid what was due them; and many thus against their will had to free their
slaves.
And they say that certain ladies were forced by their own slaves to do what they did not want to do; and the sons of
notable men, getting mixed up with these young bandits, compelied their fathers, among other acts against their will,
to hand over their propaties to them. Many boys were constrained, with their fathers' knowledge, to serve the
unnatural desires of the Blues; and happily married women met the same misfortune.
It is told that a woman of no undue beauty was ferrying with her husband to the suburb opposite the mainland; when
some men of this party met them on the water, and jumping into her boat, dragged her abusively from ha husband and
made her enter their vessel. She had whispered to her spouse to trust her and have no fear of any reproach, for she
would not allow herself to be dishonored. Then, as he looked at her in great grief, she threw her body into the
Bosphorus and forthwith vanished from the world of men. Such were the deeds this party dared to commit at that time
in Constantinople.
Yet all of this disturbed people less than Justinian's offenses against the State. For those who suffer the most
grievously from evildoers arc relieved of the greater part of their anguish by the expectation they will sometime be
avenged by law and authority. Men who are confident of the future can bear more easily and less painfully their
present troubles; but when they are outraged even by the government what befalls them is naturally all the more
grievous, and by the failing of all hope of redress they are turned to utter despair. And Justinian's crime was that
he was not only unwilling to protect the injured, but saw no reason why he should not be the open head of the guilty
faction; he gave great sums of money to these young men, and surrounded himself with them: and some he even went so
far as to appoint to high office and other posts of honor.
VIII. CHARACTER AND APPEARANCE OF JUSTINIAN
Now this went on not only in Constantinople, but in every city: for like any other disease, the evil, starting there,
spread throughout the entire Roman Empire. But the Emperor was undisturbed by the trouble, even when it went on
continually under his own eyes at the hippodrome. For he was very complacent and resembled most the silly ass, which
follows, only shaking its cars, when one drags it by the bridle. As such Justinian acted, and threw everything into
confusion.
As soon as he took over the rule from his uncle, his first measure was to spend the public money without restraint,
now that he had control of it. He gave much of it to the Huns who, from time to time, entered the state; and in
consequence the Roman provinces were subject to constant incursions, for these barbarians, having once tasted Roman
wealth, ncvcr forgot thc road that led to it. And he threw much money into the sea in the form of moles, as if to
master thc eternal roaring of the breakers. For he jealously hurled stone breakwaters far out from the mainland
against thc onset of the sea, as if by the power of wealth he could outmatch the might of ocean.
He gathered to himself the private estates of Roman citizens from all over the Empire: some by accusing their
possessors of crimes of which they were innocent, others by juggling their owners' words into the semblance of a gift
to him of their property. And many, caught in the act of murder and other crimes, turned their possessions over to
him and thus escaped the penalty for their sins.
Others, fraudulently disputing title to lands happening to adjoin their own, when they saw they had no chance of
getting the best of the argument, with the law against them, gave him their equity in the claim so as to be released
from court. Thus, by a gesture that cost him nothing, they gained his favor and were all illegally to get the better
of their opponents.
I think this is as good a time as any to describe the personal appearance of the man. Now in physique he was neither
tall nor short, but of average height; not thin, but moderately plump; his face was round, and not bad looking, for
he had good color, even when he fasted for two days. To make a long description short, he much resembled Domitian,
Vespasian's son. He was the one whom the Romans so hated that even tearing them into pieces did not satisfy their
wrath against him, but a decree was passed by the Senate that the name of this Emperor should never be written, and
that no statue of him should be preserved. And so this name was erased in all the inscriptions at Rome and wherever
else it had been written, except only where it occurs in the list of emperors; and nowhere may be seen any statue of
him in all the Roman Empire, save one in brass, which was made for the following reason.
Domitian's wife was of free birth and otherwise noble; and neither had she herself ever done wrong to anybody, nor
had she assented in her husband's acts. Wherefore she was dearly loved; and the Senate sent for her, when Domitian
died, and commanded her to ask whatever boon she wished. But she asked only this: to set up in his memory one brass
image, wherever she might desire. To this the Senate agreed. Now the lady, wishing to leave a memorial to future time
of the savagery of those who had butchered her husband, conceived this plan: collecting the pieces of Domitian's
body, she joined them accurately together and sewed the body up again into its original semblance. Taking this to the
statue makers, she ordered them to produce the miserable form in brass. So the artisans forthwith made the image, and
the wife took it, and set it up in the street which leads to the Capitol, on the right hand side as one goes there
from the Forum: a monument to Domitian and a revelation of the manner of his death until this day.
Justinian's entire person, his manner of expression and all of his features might be clearly pointed out in this
statue. Now such was Justinian in appearance; but his character was something I could not fully describe. For he was
at once villainous and amenable; as people say colloquially, a moron. He was never truthful with anyone, but always
guileful in what he said and did, yet easily hoodwinked by any who wanted to deceive him. His nature was an unnatural
mixture of folly and wickedness. What in olden times a peripatetic philosopher said was also true of him, that
opposite qualities combine in a man as in the mixing of colors. I will try to portray him, however, insofar as I can
fathom his complexity.
This Emperor, then, was deceitful, devious, false, hypocritical, two-faced, cruel, skilled in dissembling his
thought, never moved to tears by either joy or pain, though he could summon them artfully at will when the occasion
demanded, a liar always, not only offhand, but in writing, and when he swore sacred oaths to his subjects in their
very hearing. Then he would immediately break his agreements and pledges, like the vilest of slaves, whom indeed only
the fear of torture drives to confess their perjury. A faithless friend, he was a treacherous enemy, insane for
murder and plunder, quarrelsome and revolutionary, easily led to anything evil, but never willing to listen to good
counsel, quick to plan mischief and carry it out, but finding even the hearing of anything good distasteful to his
ears.
How could anyone put Justinian's ways into words ? These and many even worse vices were disclosed in him as in no
other mortal: nature seemed to have taken the wickedness of all other men combined and planted it in this man's soul.
And besides this, he was too prone to listen to accusations; and too quick to punish. For he decided such cases
without full examination, naming the punishment when he had heard only the accuser's side of the matter. Without
hesitation he wrote decrees for the plundering of countries, sacking of cities, and slavery of whole nations, for no
cause whatever. So that if one wished to take all the calamities which had befallen the Romans before this time and
weigh them against his crimes, I think it would be found that more men had been murdered by this single man than in
all previous history.
He had no scruples about appropriating other peo ple's property, and did not even think any excuse necessary, legal
or illegal, for confiscating what did not belong to him. And when it was his, he was more than ready to squander it
in insane display, or give it as an unnecessary bribe to the barbarians. In short, he neither held on to any money
himself nor let anyone else keep any: as if his reason were not avarice, but jealousy of those who had riches.
Driving all wealth from the country of the Romans in this manner, he became the cause of universal poverty.
Now this was the character of Justinian, so far as I can portray it.
IX. HOW THEODORA MOST DEPRAVED OF ALL COURTESANS, WON HIS LOVE
He took a wife: and in what manner she was born and bred, and, wedded to this man, tore up the Roman Empire by the
very roots, I shall now relate.
Acacius was the keeper of wild beasts used in the amphitheater in Constantinople; he belonged to the Green faction
and was nicknamed the Bearkeeper. This man, during the rule of Anastasius, fell sick and died, leaving three
daughters named Comito, Theodora and Anastasia: of whom the eldest was not yet seven years old. His widow took a
second husband, who with her undertook to keep up Acacius's family and profession. But Asterius, the dancing master
of the Greens, on being bribed by another, removed this office from them and assigned it to the man who gave him the
money. For the dancing masters had the power of distributing such positions as they wished.
When this woman saw the populace assembled in the amphitheater, she placed laurel wreaths on her daughters' heads and
in their hands, and sent them out to sit on the ground in the attitude of suppliants. The Greens eyed tbis mute
appeal with indifference; but the Blues were moved to bestow on the children an equal office, since their own
animal-keeper had just died.
When these children reached the age of girlhood, their mother put them on the local stage, for they were fair to look
upon; she sent them forth, however, not all at the same time, but as each one seemed to her to have reached a
suitable age. Comito, indeed, had already become one of the leading hetaerae of the day.
Theodora, the second sister, dressed in a little tunic with sleeves, like a slave girl, waited on Comito and used to
follow her about carrying on her shoulders the bench on which her favored sister was wont to sit at public
gatherings. Now Theodora was still too young to know the normal relation of man with maid, but consented to the
unnatural violence of villainous slaves who, following their masters to the theater, employed their leisure in this
infamous manner. And for some time in a brothel she suffered such misuse.
But as soon as she arrived at the age of youth, and was now ready for the world, her mother put her on the stage.
Forthwith, she became a courtesan, and such as the ancient Greeks used to call a common one, at that: for she was not
a flute or harp player, nor was she even trained to dance, but only gave her youth to anyone she met, in utter
abandonment. Her general favors included, of course, the actors in the theater; and in their productions she took
part in the low comedy scenes. For she was very funny and a good mimic, and immediately became popular in this art.
There was no shame in the girl, and no one ever saw her dismayed: no role was too scandalous for her to accept
without a blush.
She was the kind of comedienne who delights the audience by letting herself be cuffed and slapped on the cheeks, and
makes them guffaw by raising her skirts to reveal to the spectators those feminine secrets here and there which
custom veils from the eyes of the opposite sex. With pretended laziness she mocked her lovers, and coquettishly
adopting ever new ways of embracing, was able to keep in a constant turmoil the hearts of the sophisticated. And she
did not wait to be asked by anyone she met, but on the contrary, with inviting jests and a comic flaunting of her
skirts herself tempted all men who passed by, especially those who were adolescent.
On the field of pleasure she was never defeated. Often she would go picnicking with ten young men or more, in the
flower of their strength and virility, and dallied with them all, the whole night through. When they wearied of the
sport, she would approach their servants, perhaps thirty in number, and fight a duel with each of these; and even
thus found no allayment of her craving. Once, visiting the house of an illustrious gentleman, they say she mounted
the projecting corner of her dining couch, pulled up the front of her dress, without a blush, and thus carelessly
showed her wantonness. And though she flung wide three gates to the ambassadors of Cupid, she lamented that nature
had not similarly unlocked the straits of her bosom, that she might there have contrived a further welcome to his
emissaries.
Frequently, she conceived, but as she employed every artifice immediately, a miscarriage was straightway effected.
Often, even in the theater, in the sight of all the people, she removed her costume and stood nude in their midst,
except for a girdle about the groin: not that she was abashed at revealing that, too, to the audience, but because
there was a law against appearing altogether naked on the stage, without at least this much of a fig-leaf. Covered
thus with a ribbon, she would sink down to the stage floor and recline on her back. Slaves to whom the duty was
entrusted would then scatter grains of barley from above into the calyx of this passion flower, whence geese, trained
for the purpose, would next pick the grains one by one with their bills and eat. When she rose, it was not with a
blush, but she seemed rather to glory in the performance. For she was not only impudent herself, but endeavored to
make everybody else as audacious. Often when she was alone with other actors, she would undress in their midst and
arch her back provocatively, advertising like a peacock both to those who had experience of her and to those who had
not yet had that privilege her trained suppleness.
So perverse was her wantonness that she should have hid not only the customary part of her person, as other women do,
but her face as well. Thus those who were intimate with her were straightway recognized from that very fact to be
perverts, and any more respectable man who chanced upon her in the Forum avoided her and withdrew in haste, lest the
hem of his mantle, touching such a creature, might be thought to share in her pollution. For to those who saw her,
especially at dawn, she was a bird of ill omen. And toward her fellowactresses she was as savage as a scorpion: for
she was very malicious.
Later, she followed Hecebolus, a Tyrian who had been made governor of Pentapolis, serving him in the basest of ways;
but finally she quarreled with him and was sent summarily away. Consequently, she found herself destitute of the
means of life, which she proceeded to earn by prostitution, as she had done before this adventure. She came thus to
Alexandria, and then traversing all the East, worked her way to Constantinople; in every city plying a trade (which
it is safer, I fancy, in the sight of God not to name too clearly) as if the Devil were determined there be no land
on earth that should not know the sins of Theodora.
Thus was this woman born and bred, and her name was a byword beyond that of other common wenches on the tongues of
all men.
But when she came back to Constantinople, Justinian fell violently in love with her. At first he kept her only as a
mistress, though he raised her to patrician rank. Through him Theodora was able immediately to acquire an unholy
power and exceedingly great riches. For she seemed to him the sweetest thing in the world, and like all lovers, he
desired to please his charmer with every possible favor and requite her with all his wealth. The extravagance added
fuel to the flames of passion. With her now to help spend his money he plundered the people more than ever, not only
in the capital, but throughout the Roman Empire. As both of them had for a long time been of the Blue party, they
gave this faction almost complete control of the affairs of state. It was long afterward that the worst of this evil
was checked in the following manner.
Justinian had been ill for several days, and during this illness was in such peril of his life that it was even said
he had died; and the Blues, who had been committing such crimes as I have mentioned, went so far as to kill Hypatius,
a gentleman of no mean importance, in broad daylight in the Church of St. Sophia. The cry of horror at this crime
came to the Emperor's ears, and everyone about him seized the opportunity of pointing out the enormity of what was
going on in Justinian's absence from public affairs; and they enumerated from the beginning how many crimes had been
committed. The Emperor then ordered the Prefect of the city to punish these offenses. This man was one Theodotus,
nicknamed the Pumpkin. He made a thorough investigation and was able to apprehend many of the guilty and sentence
them to death, though many others were not found out, and escaped. They were destined to perish later, together with
the Roman Empire.
Justinian, unexpectedly restored to health, straightway undertook to put Theodotus to death as a poisoner and a
magician. But since he had no proof on which to condemn the man, he tortured friends of his until they were compelled
to say the words that would wrongfully ruin him. When everyone else stood to one side and only in silence lamented
the plot against Theodotus, one man, Proclus the Quaestor, dared to say openly that the man was innocent of the
charge against him, and in no way merited death. Thanks to him, Theodotus was permitted by the Emperor to be exiled
to Jerusalem. But learning there that men were being sent to do away with him, he hid himself in the church for the
rest of his life until he died. And this was the fate of Theodotus.
But after this, the Blues became the most prudent of men. For they ventured no longer to continue their Offenses,
even though they might have transgressed more fearlessly than before. And the proof of this is, that when a few of
them later showed such courage, no punishment at all befell them. For those who had the power to punish, always gave
these gangsters time to escape, tacitly encouraging the rest to trample upon the laws.
X. HOW J USTINIAN CREATED A NEW LAW PERMITTING HIM TO MARRY A COURTESAN
Now as long as the former Empress was alive, Justinian was unable to find a way to make Theodora his wedded wife. In
this one matter she opposed him as in nothing else: for the lady abhorred vice, being a rustic and of barbarian
descent, as I have shown. She was never able to do any real good, because of her continued ignorance of the affairs
of state. She dropped her original name, for fear people would think it ridiculous, and adopted the name of Euphemia
when she came to the palace. But finally her death removed this obstacle to Justinian's desire.
Justin, doting and utterly senile, was now the laughing stock of his subjects; he was disregarded by everyone because
of his inability to oversee state affairs; but Justinian they all served with considerable awe. His hand was in
everything, and his passion for turmoil created universal consternation.It was then that he undertook to complete his
marriage with Theodora. But as it was impossible for a man of senatorial rank to make a courtesan his wife, this
being forbidden by ancient law, he made the Emperor nullify this ordinance by creating a new one, permitting him to
wed Theodora, and consequently making it possible for anyone else to marry a courtesan. Immediately after this he
seized the power of the Emperor, veiling his usurpation with a transparent pretext: for he was proclaimed colleague
of his uncle as Emperor of the Romans by the questionable legality of an election inspired by terror.
So Justinian and Theodora ascended the imperial throne three days before Easter, a time, indeed, when even making
visits or greeting one's friends is forbidden. And not many days later Justin died of an illness, after a reign of
nine years. Justinian was now sole monarch, together, of course, with Theodora.
Thus it was that Theodora, though born and brought up as I have related, rose to royal dignity over all obstacles.
For no thought of shame came to Justinian in marrying her, though he might have taken his pick of the noblest born,
most highly educated, most modest, carefully nurtured, virtuous and beautiful virgins of all the ladies in the whole
Roman Empire: a maiden, as they say, with upstanding breasts. Instead, he preferred to make his own what had been
common to all men, and, careless of all her revealed history, took in wedlock a woman who was not only guilty of
every other contamination but boasted of her many abortions.
I need hardly mention any other proof of the char acter of this man: for all the perversity of his soul was
completely displayed in this union; which alone was ample interpreter, witness, and historian of his shamelessness.
For when a man once disregards the disgrace of his actions and is willing to brave the contempt of society, no path
of lawlessness is thereafter taboo to him; but with unflinching countenance he advances, easily and without a
scruple, to acts of the deepest infamy.
However, not a single member of even the Senate, seeing this disgrace befalling the State, dared to complain or
forbid the event; but all of them bowed down before her as if she were a goddess. Nor was there a priest who showed
any resentment, but all hastened to greet her as Highness. And the populace who had seen her before on the stage,
directly raised its hands to proclaim itself her slave in fact and in name. Nor did any soldier grumble at being
ordered to risk the perils of war for the benefit of Theodora: nor was there any man on earth who ventured to oppose
her.
Confronted with this disgrace, they all yielded, I suppose, to necessity; for it was as if Fate were giving proof of
its power to control mortal affairs as malignantly as it pleases: showing that its decrees need not always be
according to reason or human propriety. Thus does Destiny sometimes raise mortals suddenly to lofty heights in
defiance of reason, in challenge to all out-: cries of injustice; but admits no obstacle, urging on his favorites to
the appointed goal without let or hindrance. But as this is the will of God, so let it befall and be written.
Now Theodora was fair of face and of a very graceful, though small, person; her complexion was moderately colorful,
if somewhat pale; and her eyes were dazzling and vivacious. All eternity would not be long enough to allow one to
tell her escapades while she was on the stage, but the few details I have mentioned above should be sufficient to
demonstrate the woman's character to future generations.
What she and her husband did together must now be briefly described: for neither did anything without the consent of
the other. For some time it was generally supposed they were totally different in mind and action; but later it was
revealed that their apparent disagreement had been arranged so that their subjects might not unanimously revolt
against them, but instead be divided in opinion.
Thus they split the Christians into two parties, each pretending to take the part of one side, thus confusing both,
as I shall soon show; and then they ruined both political factions. Theodora feigned to support the Blues with all
her power, encouraging them to take the offensive against the opposing party and perform the most outrageous deeds of
violence; while Justinian, affecting to be vexed and secretly jealous of her, also pretended he could not openly
oppose her orders. And thus they gave the impression often that they were acting in opposition. Then he would rule
that the Blues must be punished for their crimes, and she would angrily complain that against her will she was
defeated by her husband. However, the Blue partisans, as I have said, seemed cautious, for they did not violate their
neighbors as much as they might have done.
And in legal disputes each of the two would pretend to favor one of the litigants, and compel the man with the worse
case to win: and so they robbed both disputants of most of the property at issue.
In the same way, the Emperor, taking many persons into his intimacy, gave them oflices by power of which they could
defraud the State to the limits of their ambition. And as soon as they had collected enough plunder, they would fall
out of favor with Theodora, and straightway be ruined. At first he would affect great sympathy in their behalf, but
soon he would somehow lose his confidence in them, and an air of doubt would darken his zeal in their behalf. Then
Theodora would use them shamefully, while he, unconscious as it were of what was being done to them, confiscated
their properties and boldly enjoyed their wealth. By such well-planned hypocrisies they confused the public and,
pretending to be at variance with each other, were able to establish a firm and mutual tyranny.