Hamm Lab Quote Board
Michelle- "It's like Christmas in the Hamm lab."
Carlos- "But with chemicals."
Sarah- "So in 4th grade I was dating this kid Bra....Jesus this gel is a mess."
Michelle- "I thought you were saying your boyfriend's name was Brajesus."
Michelle- "Hey guys."
Gerard- "Ah, you scared me!"
Michelle- "I am scary, Grrr, Grrr."
Michelle- "Crap, I forgot to check for radioactivity. Now I am going to get in trouble."
Sarah- "Whatever, you're tenured."
Michelle- "Oh, I got a new lisence plate. It is 'DNA RPR'."
Sarah- "People will think it is 'DNA Raper'." (it is supposed to be DNA Repair)
Sarah- Oh no, I dumped the waste beaker in the sink and it is reacting! Oh wait, the water is just hot.
Jenn and Sarah- (in unison) "Well..."
Jenn and Sarah- "Ya..."
Jenn and Sarah- "You go..."
Michelle- "I can wait, I'm patient"
Jenn- "Ya, right"
Carlos-A lot of creepy stuff happens in the hammster cage."
Michelle- " Sarah, Tim has O done, so we can focus on S&M."
Michelle- "So her kids are OUR age."
Carlos and Sarah- (after a pause) "Uh, I guess"
Hamm- "You can come in if you
want, but I will be here (on Memorial Day)."
Timm- "Ya, but that's because you're crazy."
Hamm- "This song should be eaten
Jenn- "That makes no sense."
Hamm- "It's cheezy."
Hamm- "Everything I do for you, I do for me."
Hamm- "I've been cleaning up gel my whole life."
Timm- "Oh come on, your whole life."
Hamm- "Oh ya, it was the first thing I did out of the womb."
Hamm- "Quick- say something funny, we need more quotes for the quote board."
School Year 2004-2005
Hammy- "You know I'm pretty high."
Hammy- "You OK?"
Tony- "I'm a little pensive."
Hammy- "I'm a little gurgly."
Hammy: "Ya 'bone' doesn't work."
Tony: "Only filets need apply."
Hammy: "Tony, where were you born?"
Tony: "Just outside my mother's uterus."
Hammy- "The aspirator is kickin'
Tony- "It's a kickin 'ass'-pirator."
Hammy- "Awesome, or as John Solano would say aũw-sum." (Long Island style)
Timmy- "Duct tape is like the force, it has a light and a dark side and it holds the universe together."
Timmy- "Tony will hit a home fun for you."
Tony- "Ya... it will be a Hamm run."
Hammy- "I'm convinced we have the hottest lab in the whole building."
Tony- "Well obviously."
Hammy- "We are like a popular woman, we need notice."
Tony- "This ain't your momma's creme bruleé."
Tony- "It's a kosher lab this week, no Hamm around."
Kelly- (choking) "I'm not a very good wafter."
Hammy- "I'm better than the internet."
Tony- "I'm so glad I don't have a uterus."
School Year 2003-2004
Michelle- "Everyone likes me because
I'm easy...(a sec later)...
Grading wise I mean....(a sec later)...I mean I'm kidding...."
Shina- "So your Organic Class doesn't get to do the drugs?"
Michelle- "Barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen... that's MY goal in life."
Michelle- "It's all about the Nitrogen, baby."
Shina- "Michelle is beating me!" (in reference to the quotes)
Michelle- "Ya, I left that P-O-Lay (piolet) program on the computer."
Shina- "Woo Hoo!!!" (one sec later) "I can't believe I just said that; I'm turning into Michelle."
Michelle- "That's not a bong, this is a bong."
waitman222- "Your TLC is done"
hammster72- "CRAP" (it was done way, way before that)
Michelle- "I'm entertaining."
Wait- "Fluorine is my baby."
Shina- "I want a bigger one."
Amanda- "Doesn't everyone."
Michelle- "My brain is so fast, I just can't handle it."
Shina- "I want to go camping."
Michelle- "I want results."
Michelle- "I don't even know why I'm going to the NMR room."
Shina- "Because you like us."
Sumika- "Someone has been picking a MY CldG." (think baby bear)
Shina- "No, I'm just laughing AT you (to Michelle)"
Dr. Leo- "Suddenly, I can't discuss this with you any further."
shina3456: "um... this is Shina"
hammster72: "crap... I though you were Sumika... I suck"
Sumika- "That's really loud (referring to the fire alarm)"
Michelle- "Close the door."
Amanda- "Um...Doesn't that mean we should go outside or something."
Shina- "The hood ate my foam, I'm going to climb up there and get it."
Shina- I think my oligos... YES!!!... These are awesome!!!"
ACS- New Orleans Trip in March 2003
Courtney- "I think we're going
to die, Michelle's house is burning down,
Wait's going to get arrested, and we aren't even in Georgia yet."
Wait- "I would fall on the floor, but I'm sitting down."
OK, it's not a quote... but check out
Michelle's afternoon at the Horse Races-
Getting to know the owner of a winning horse (Iceanwater in this case) is a good idea (I'm the one in red).
Michelle- "Ohhh....UNIVERSITY facilities..."
Jeff- "Holy pyridine, Batman."
Courtney- "We are your garden variety dorks."
Anonymous- Note to lab: Do NOT put chloroform in weigh boats."
Wait- "We ROCK!" (A classic Hammism)
Courtney- "Nothing ever breaks.... it just bounces." (except thermometers)
Courtney- "This is what happens when she is not here."
Michelle- "One time during my post-doc..." (think band camp)
Courtney- "We had a bubble bath casualty."
Michelle- "We are smarter than ice... (one min. later).... Michelle is NOT smarter than ice."
Courtney- "I have to go to the burn unit, I set my hand on...uh...ice."